hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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