omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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