no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
