Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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