didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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