This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
My feet surprised me
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