After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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