? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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