I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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