i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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