it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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