Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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