he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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