I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
