All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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