just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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