Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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