I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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