I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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