Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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