it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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