normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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