I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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