went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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