I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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