Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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