I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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