i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
