Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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