Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
