is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
