Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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