So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just want nice things and good sex
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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