Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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