I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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