you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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