Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
