So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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