What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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