FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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