So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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