She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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