Someone shit on the floor
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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