So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This beer is not sobering me up at all
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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