come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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