check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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