it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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