Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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