Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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