What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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