Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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