I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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