If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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