Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
