Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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